Does your average day seem like an episode of Peep Show?
If you ever feel your thoughts getting out of control in social situations, turn to this handy guide to help you out.
(Disclaimer; this is just for fun and although this guide is effective, if you do find you are referring to it too many times a day it may be time for a chill pill and a good holiday)
Say: Certainly, it would be a pleasure..
Instead of: You've got to be kidding me.
Say: Perhaps I can work over the weekend?
Instead of: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
Say: I'll schedule that right away.
Instead of: Why the h_ didn't you tell me sooner?
Say: Paul is not familiar with these particular issues
Instead of: Paul's got his head up his a__
Say: Perhaps you should check with Gareth?
Instead of: Tell someone who gives a s__.
Say: That's interesting.
Instead of: What the f___?
Say: So you think there could be some improvements ?
Instead of: Kiss my a__.
Say: You want me to take care of that?
Instead of: Well, who the h___ died and made you king?
Say: Pardon me, sir?
Instead of: Eat s__ and die.
Say: Certainly, I will get it to you by Friday.
Instead of: Shove it up your a__.
Follow this handy guide and never again let your thoughts get in the way of a beautiful customer experience.
Have a great week!
Original Source: Garry Platt
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